Your apartment

My apartment

What I worry about when I pick an apartment

Your interest in sex with men — increased

My interest in sex with men — decreased

Your coffee drinking habits

My alcohol drinking habits

How you feel about my relationship with my roommate — jealous

How flakey you are

What I think people are feeling when they’re being flakey

How you feel walking home alone at night — powerful

How I feel walking home alone at night — stupid

How often you think you’re being checked out — increased

How I react when you tell me about all the people checking you out all the time — skeptical

How much you believe me about anything — decreased

How I feel when I’m alone with a man

How you feel when you’re alone with me

What we think of when we think of my birthday